My Effin View

So just when I thought E was my least favorite on the View Babs came out today, and I’ve noticed this before, but not the way I noticed this today, it was URKING me!  If anyone watching The View (if you don’t I don’t know why you’d be reading this) but it’s kinda a fight for spotlight, if you wanna get ur word out you gotta scream over the other ladies. Well when Babs wants to say something she sticks her hand out in a very rude way and says “Excuse Me” …. Have a little respect B, it may be your show but those girls got you the ratings. And what was with you buggin Tori Spelling to send out a message on the show asking her mom to come see her kids?!?! First thing, not ur business. So to even ask questions about it is borderline rude but I’m sure Tori’s used to it, but to ask her to say something to her mom on ur show?? This woman makes tons of money on sharing her stories, putting them into books and coming on to shows like urs a plugging them, if she had any interest in giving a shout out to her mom don’t ya think she’d do it on her OWN show? And Barbara couldnt leave it alone, the topic was changed over to Tori coming back on 90210, then somehow she got it back to her mom, and asked her to say something to her again, poor Tori looked sooo awkward!! Anyway enough about Tori and Babs, it just stunned me the lack of respect B had.  Moving on! I guess Jaime Foxx said something on his radio about Miley, and how she needs to put some crack in her pipe and release a sex tape on his radioshow.. I don’t even know where to begin, Joy had said that him being a comedian, I completely agree, but Elisabeth had some big problem with picking on kids and Sherri jumped right on the wagon again, and between the 2 of them Joy couldnt get a word in edgewise, you could totally tell Joy was setting herself up for a good joke and Sherri and Elisabeth just squashed it, I’m all about healthy debate but it seems when E or S have an issue with something they go in like ur talking about their bestfriend? Miley is a rich little brat who lucked out being at the right place at the right time, there were shows like that before she came along and there will be shows after her, shes made way more money then she will ever know what to do with, that gives us the right to joke and gossip about her? That may seem stupid or harsh but really, this chicks laughing all the way to the bank while ppl that make less money a year than she does in a day get worked up about this shit, I’m sure after her little racially driven picture was released what Jaime is saying about her is not the meanest thing said. He also did apologize which I dont think he should, Whoopi said it, they are not always gunna like your material, if I was one of the great comedians I would not be walking on eggshells for ppl like Miley, she is not a little girl, shes 16, has a 20 yr old boyfriend and has taken TRASHED out pics with her dad? She’s as grown up as they get in Hollywood. So Sherri, Elisabeth, keeping on saying what you say but just simmer it down a bit, don’t get so involved on shit that doesn’t involve you, you can have an opinion just don’t look like ur gunna cry when Whoop or Joy disagree with you.

I’ve said before that E should be voted of the island, and I will say it again, theres to much going on around that table, too many people trying to talk at the same time and I’m just way more interested in what Joy and Whoop have to say, Sherri and Elisabeth should go get their own show, call “The Pouty View” and leave the important conversation to the big girls. Sherri I liked you better when you had a mind of ur own, and E, I never liked you, so … there it is. I dont know.

AND Jaime you poor guy, you are funny as hell, if ppl have a problem with what ur saying on ur show theres a few lil knobs (well prolly not knobs these days, prolly touchbuttons or something) but change the station, these funnyguys cant come out saying “I will be making some crude jokes toward Billy Bob, Betty Sue, and Mary Ann so if you are easily offended or don’t wanna listen please return back in 25 minutes?” Get real, I here shit that offends me all the time, you wanna know what I do? Instead of sending hate mail and shit to these celebs, I BLOG!! 

Obviously I dont get offended to often, I’m such a slumblogger!