Posts Tagged ‘The View’

4Once I don’t agree with Whoopi.

So today on The View they were discussing what had happened with the trial, I was a little disappointed in what Sheri and Whoop had to say.  Sheri had mentioned that he is a first time affender, so the punishment handed down to him she feels is fit, sigh. (Am I the only one who seen those pictures! SHERRI SHEPHERD can you imagine if that were your face plastered all over and your “man” walked away with having to wash fire trucks and pick up garbage for a couple hours.  I think you might be a little pissed off. Joy then (MY HERO) said “Boys should not hit girls” (Finally, someone who agrees with me!) Whoopi said “If you hit a man you should be expected to be hit back” I wish she could see this because just reading it back looks ridiculous. I believe violence is never a way to solve anything, when I say I don’t want my daughter to fight I always make sure to add, you cannot punch a teacher into giving you a good mark, you cannot punch your boss into giving you a raise, the only thing punching is gunna get you is behind bars, well thats what I assumed anyway, Chris Brown proved me wrong. Sheri then went on saying they should both be put in classes (Chris Brown has already been told he has to attend classes for domestic violence, so who was she aiming that at? Rihanna?) Do they ever offer classes on how to pick men? Do they teach girls how to act so their boyfriends don’t kick the shit out of them?Teach you how to wash the dishes just right? Teach you how to react properly when another woman texts your boyfriend? I mean, I think she may have some issues to work out seeing as how she did stick with him even after there were incidents but I don’t think she is going to solve any issues going to classes, maybe consoling in family or maybe seeking professional help.  Even Elisabeth, NEVER DO I AGREE WITH THIS WOMAN, made  a very good point, and I say it all the time, boys are bigger, and if my pubby (pre-hubby) and I ever threw down, unless I got fatal on his ass there is just no way I could win.

Also, not in The View (found out on TMZ) that Covergirl has de-blacklisted Rihanna now? If I were that girl I’d remember the people that were around when the chips were down? I wouldn’t allow that company to make anymore money of that name or gorgeous face. 

AND Also on TMZ’s awesome website, Chris Brown was spotted going nto a recording studio today? I have no clue what for? He’ll probably only sell 2 of the new cd’s, one to Sheri and one to Whoopi.

So Ya Wanna Call Us Anorexic….

Today on the View they showed a picture of some model who topped the scale at 106 or something, she did look pretty skinny, and ofcourse the girls started in on her, but much to my surprise Elisabeth (whom I VERY rarely agree with) stood up for her. Now I’m sure some of you are reading this (lol if theres ANYONE reading this) thinking she’s a model, ofcourse she’s got some kind of disorder but some people are naturally skinny and it seems like people won’t even consider that a possibility. I’ve been unnaturally skinny my entire life, I’ve had teachers call home asking my mother if I was eating, I had friends parents talk to me about Bulemia (forgive me if it’s not spelt right as I know NOTHING about the topic) and Anorexia, I’ve had boyfriends, bestfriends, stangers, and coworkers get on my ass about this but nothing was worse then when I was pregnant and had girls gossiping around the workplace that I was anorexic, if you have ever uttered those words to ANYONE you need to listen up! An eating disorder is a DISEASE, I was sooo far from Anorexic as any of my friends could tell you, but if I was, the time to bring it up is NOT when I’m pregnant and dealing with an overload of hormones, and if you are (which u have NO business) try reaching out instead of lashing out against people you are ultimately jealous of. If you weren’t jello it wouldn’t bother you and you would find better things to talk about.

I would never EVER go up to someone and tell them that they don’t need that burger or that sandwich, or ask them why they are asking for Diet Cola with their BigMac, so in that respect watch ur words with us ”skinny bitches” because somewhere in our hollow little bodies, we have feelings, just keep that in mind next time you yell ”Eat a Sandwich!” Some of us our on the Lettuce Diet (Let Us Eat Whatever We Want) and some of us may have serious disorders in which case unless you have a masters in psychology then SHOVE IT!

Sherri and Elisabeth will soon morph into the same person, watch.

So just when I thought E was my least favorite on the View Babs came out today, and I’ve noticed this before, but not the way I noticed this today, it was URKING me!  If anyone watching The View (if you don’t I don’t know why you’d be reading this) but it’s kinda a fight for spotlight, if you wanna get ur word out you gotta scream over the other ladies. Well when Babs wants to say something she sticks her hand out in a very rude way and says “Excuse Me” …. Have a little respect B, it may be your show but those girls got you the ratings. And what was with you buggin Tori Spelling to send out a message on the show asking her mom to come see her kids?!?! First thing, not ur business. So to even ask questions about it is borderline rude but I’m sure Tori’s used to it, but to ask her to say something to her mom on ur show?? This woman makes tons of money on sharing her stories, putting them into books and coming on to shows like urs a plugging them, if she had any interest in giving a shout out to her mom don’t ya think she’d do it on her OWN show? And Barbara couldnt leave it alone, the topic was changed over to Tori coming back on 90210, then somehow she got it back to her mom, and asked her to say something to her again, poor Tori looked sooo awkward!! Anyway enough about Tori and Babs, it just stunned me the lack of respect B had.  Moving on! I guess Jaime Foxx said something on his radio about Miley, and how she needs to put some crack in her pipe and release a sex tape on his radioshow.. I don’t even know where to begin, Joy had said that him being a comedian, I completely agree, but Elisabeth had some big problem with picking on kids and Sherri jumped right on the wagon again, and between the 2 of them Joy couldnt get a word in edgewise, you could totally tell Joy was setting herself up for a good joke and Sherri and Elisabeth just squashed it, I’m all about healthy debate but it seems when E or S have an issue with something they go in like ur talking about their bestfriend? Miley is a rich little brat who lucked out being at the right place at the right time, there were shows like that before she came along and there will be shows after her, shes made way more money then she will ever know what to do with, that gives us the right to joke and gossip about her? That may seem stupid or harsh but really, this chicks laughing all the way to the bank while ppl that make less money a year than she does in a day get worked up about this shit, I’m sure after her little racially driven picture was released what Jaime is saying about her is not the meanest thing said. He also did apologize which I dont think he should, Whoopi said it, they are not always gunna like your material, if I was one of the great comedians I would not be walking on eggshells for ppl like Miley, she is not a little girl, shes 16, has a 20 yr old boyfriend and has taken TRASHED out pics with her dad? She’s as grown up as they get in Hollywood. So Sherri, Elisabeth, keeping on saying what you say but just simmer it down a bit, don’t get so involved on shit that doesn’t involve you, you can have an opinion just don’t look like ur gunna cry when Whoop or Joy disagree with you.

I’ve said before that E should be voted of the island, and I will say it again, theres to much going on around that table, too many people trying to talk at the same time and I’m just way more interested in what Joy and Whoop have to say, Sherri and Elisabeth should go get their own show, call “The Pouty View” and leave the important conversation to the big girls. Sherri I liked you better when you had a mind of ur own, and E, I never liked you, so … there it is. I dont know.

AND Jaime you poor guy, you are funny as hell, if ppl have a problem with what ur saying on ur show theres a few lil knobs (well prolly not knobs these days, prolly touchbuttons or something) but change the station, these funnyguys cant come out saying “I will be making some crude jokes toward Billy Bob, Betty Sue, and Mary Ann so if you are easily offended or don’t wanna listen please return back in 25 minutes?” Get real, I here shit that offends me all the time, you wanna know what I do? Instead of sending hate mail and shit to these celebs, I BLOG!!  :)

Obviously I dont get offended to often, I’m such a slumblogger!

Hot Topics Not So Hot Nemore…

I made this blog so I can talk about my show ..The View, but since the election there hasn’t been much to talk about. Sherri got a new show, thats very exciting… well it’s a little exciting …haha

The most interesting thing I’ve seen was Elis trying to get a word in by spilling her water…way to make ur point like a 4 yr old. I know it’s hard to get a word in edge wise but if you can’t play with the big boys I suggest u get back on the bench…. Altho I am starting to warm back up to E now that shes not McCain this and Palin that, starting to get back to basics… keep to what you know..making babies :) (not even being offensive, she seems like a great mom)

Joy said last week after years of saying she will never get married that she is thinking bout it so her man can make the decisions like pulling the plug if need be, which is sad that that’s what the world has come too. But none the less, Congrats and maybe getting married!

Whoop has been off sick for a few days, the show just isn’t the same without her, she reminds me of my Aunt Judy, a great mediator, with strong views. So WHOOPI I hope you start feeling better, come back so I can enjoy your view :)

Lisa Ling is not on the show anymore but her sister is being detained in Korea, I don’t know much else other than that but I’m praying for her and her partners save arrival home, bless those girls for putting themselves in such dangerous circumstances for the information we crave.

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