First I hear that teens are joining together for what they call “Pharm Parties”, kids get together with all the prescription drugs from their parents medicine cabinets, throw em all into a big bowl, then munch em down like candy…. Ridiculous? I thought so too. But there’s more lurking around the corner for us parents… Teenagers are inserting drugs and alcohol into themselves VAGINALLY and RECTALLY!?! WTF PPL, who the frick made this discovery?? YOU LITTLE PIGS. How does this even work? Do you all take turns going into the bathroom? Do you help each other (EWW!) WTF! Back in MYYYY day, which wasn’t too long ago.. half of the fun was sitting around drinking, visiting? What the hell are you kids up to that you need to get loaded that damn fast?? Ask your parents to extend your curfew of something! I’m sure if you told them why they’d understand lol…
Dr. Lisa, from The Doctors (the new T.V show that informed me of this fun little fact) says girls who are using these ”vodka tampons” are putting themselves at risk of completely breaking down the walls between your… uhh … rear…. and … front… therefore taking your 3 IMPORTANT areas and combining it into 1!?! EWWW, talk about complete loss of personal hygiene, you won’t have any use for tampons then ladies, just a bag of depends for you …
