During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. —-> Mmmm Tinkle.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) —-> Mmm Penises lol….
An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. —> I eat fast food about 3 or 4 more times than the average person….. I dont wanna know those numbers!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. —-> You bitches know who u are, wash yur damn hands….Damn.
Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. —-> I am not surprised nor do I have anything else to comment. lol
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. —> Meh hahahaha, dirty old bastards.. (Also not very shocking)
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. —> Got a couple of these coming up soon…Weddings, not Coldsores hahaha!
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples’ anal gases. —-> This is why I hate when ppl respond to “ew that tastes like shit” with “How would you know” ….
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Gross Fun Fax—Make Sure Ya Wash Yur Hands (facts from: Infection Control Center)
